MY THOUGHTS ON ONISION AS OF LATELY

Hello there, guys! So for those of you who have read my blog entry about the things and people I have an irrational fondness for you know I quite enjoy Onision. If you don't know who Onision is, let me just give you a description;

Onision is one of the most hated YouTuber's ever if not the number one most hated. He makes harsh comments and digs towards those who are vulnerable such as fat people and people with special needs. He finds great joy in starting arguments with other YouTubers on twitter and has gained more haters than fans for all the drama he's caused. Also let's not talk about his past relationships.

So I bet you're wondering why I watch his videos if I portray him so negatively. Well, I basically like to laugh at him. Yes, that's a stupid reason but I find joy in how he contradicts himself a lot.

ANYWAY...

Most of you probably know that Shane Dawson came out recently as bisexual through a video he posted to his channel. He made the video to encourage his audience to accept themselves for who they are and they shouldn't feel ashamed just because of who they love. The video was quite emotional and he did cry quite a bit. 

As soon as the first tear fell I just knew Onision was going to have to say something about it. And I was right...

Onision posted up this tweet the same day Shane's video was posted;

When seeing the replies on this tweet I noticed people were like "Ohh that's so sweet" and stuff like that. Well to be honest, if I was Shane, I would've taken this a different way. In my opinion, Onision was making more of a dig at Shane as if he was crying for no reason. Also he seemed to be gloating about the kiss. Seriously, Onision and Shane have been enemies for a while now. Why would Onision just randomly congratulate his enemy? I don't congratulate my enemies on Facebook or Twitter or anything. You know why? Because they aren't worth my time! So why would Onision do this? To get attention as usual?

Five days later, Onision uploads a video called "I'm Coming Out (My Confession)". The first thing I thought was "Is he serious??? Copying Shane much." 

In the video he talks about how he wants to be accepted and he does his best to be pleasant to those around him (as if!) Then he starts crying, as usual, about being accepted by God which Shane had also mentioned in his video. Then towards the end of the video, he confessed that he was actually sexually attracted to hating people and that he's an asshole whilst crying fakely. This enraged many viewers. 

I just can't believe someone could take time out of their day to insult and mock others. Also, Onision has a child. When that kid grows up and watches his Dad's videos, how will he feel? It's an absolute joke.

Onision if you ever read this, please stop! You could be making videos that make people smile and laugh. Not videos that hurt!

Anyway I'm not going to rant any more. Thanks for reading the blog entry! Don't forget to follow me on the YouTube and Instagram and many other social media sites. And feel free to contact me! Until next time. Bye! <3

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JUNE FAVOURITES!

Oh, hi! I bet you're all looking at your computers being like "wow, remember this sorry excuse for a Blogger / YouTuber." Well that makes two of us haha. This monthly favourites entry i'm gonna write about quite a lot of things. Blame Q-Con! I spent so much cash at that convention. If I had a shot for each time I visited a bank machine that weekend I think I'd be dead from alcohol poisoning. I was surprised Caitlin even put up with me that weekend. I was expecting her to be like "Hey, Schmelala, put the card away and it will all be fine!" But I would've just hugged her and told her everything was going to be OK to which she would've backed away slowly whilst everyone around me just stares and starts to whisper to eachother profanities about me. Ah well, haters gonna hate. I just laughed because I accidently typed 'haters gonna ahte' lol. Sometimes you make mistakes. Don't judge me guys.

OH MY GOD! I just heard thunder! I'm not lying guys! I'm quite afraid now. If I die you can all come to my funeral and play with the birds that will fly freely around the place and you can try and bring joy to those who are actually weeping because of my non-existence and you can also convince them to make cupcakes made of rainbows and glitter. I haven't tried them but they sound really good.

I can see this what-was-supposed-to-be quick message took a completely different turn. Now on with my favourites!

Movies & TV Shows

Spy

I was so excited to see this movie. Melissa McCarthy is truly one of my idols and she definitely made this a comedy masterpiece! Spy was one of the funniest movies of 2015 and I just want to go see it again! Plus Jason Statham was such a treasure to watch. Throughout the film he was idolising himself and kind of describes his life as if he is actually his character in the Expendables which was quite hilarious actually. I seriously recommend this one guys! 

★★★★★ (Yes I just added those stars because I think I am something!)

Clannad

I haven't really watched anime in years (with the exception of Studio Ghibli movies) but I decided to give Clannad a chance and I mean it; NO REGRATS REGRETS! I haven't come across anime quite like Clannad. It's such a beautiful story with lovely characters. The story focuses on a young high school student called Tomoya who is quite sheltered due to his life at home but he meets a girl named Nagisa who wants to start up the school drama club. Tomoya helps her with this whilst also helping other students around the school. Seriously, this ones a tear jerker guys! I think fans of Angel Beats would like this!

Games

This game played such a big role in my childhood. I think it was the first game I ever played on the Nintendo 64 and I used to really love it. Recently my brother got the X-Box version of Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie and I haven't stopped playing both games! Just reliving my childhood and crying whilst eating cheetos. 

I will honestly admit that these two games will always be the best of the whole BK franchise. I don't think Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts would be of any interest to me. Not to mention they changed the way most characters look. Mumbo does not rock those dungarees!  

Also when I was writing this part I was singing what I was typing to the theme of inside Grunty's castle. This is why I'm such a fun, creative and free spirit! *Fist pumps the air*

Food

I got this mochi from Starry Asian Market for £1.95 which is actually quite a good deal. Seriously I went to Yo!Sushi and got two pieces of mochi for nearly £4.00. Such a ripoff. So I got this box online and it was only £1.95 for 6 pieces. If you guys are looking for some mochi or any other japanese treats Starry Asian Market is the best place to go.

For those of you who don't know what mochi is, it is basically a doughy ball filled with red bean paste and it's covered in flour. It's like Marmite; you either like it or you don't. As for me, I love it.

Fashion

H&M Divided - 'I'm Jealous of me too' Dress

My lovely friend surprised me with this dress from H&M. It's so retro but in a fancy and quirky way. You can wear this dress during the day or the night depending on what you wish to wear it with. You decide.

I wore it with a black fedora, black lace up boots and fishnet tights as I tend to go for a more edgy styled look but this dress also goes nice with bright colours. It would look nice with a bright and colourful necklace. I seriously recommend this dress for fans of retro and unique clothing. H&M are literally the best!

Enderman hat

I love Minecraft and I'm such a fan of the Endermen (too busy blocking out the haters). So when I saw this hat at Q-Con I was "Awww, you are definitely coming home with me."  It's so cosy and looks really adorable on. Now I just snuggle with my Enderman teddy and act like another Enderman (this is why i'm single).

Thank you so much to DizziiDesigns and Magician's Merch for being brave and selling this to me haha.

Cosmetics

Due to my decision to cosplay at Q-Con this year I was gonna need longer hair. I purchased these hair extensions from Lush Hair Extensions and they were £80 (i think) which is quite a good price for real hair extensions. You can wash these and style them however you like. They are 20'' which is pretty long. I've haven't really bought hair extensions before so I don't have much experience with them. But I'll be honest and say these are quite amazing. I highly recommend them for those who are unfortunate like me and are cursed with short hair who long for a longer weave. *Cries in a corner*

WELP! That's all for today guys! Don't forget to follow me on the YouTube and Instagram and many other social media sites. And feel free to contact me! Until next time. Bye! <3

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MAY FAVOURITES

Movies & TV Shows

Perfect Sisters

Perfect Sisters was not what I expected it to be. As it was in the horror section of Showbox I was expecting some flick with an insane sister or something. But it was the complete opposite. It was such an emotional movie based on a real story in which two sisters murdered their Mother as they couldn't take her alcoholism anymore. With the emotional ending it kind of makes us feel sorry for the sisters. It also ends with Wait by M83 which makes it even worse. Oh God...Right in the feels.

Drawn Together

I don't even remember how I came across this show but I don't regret deciding to watch it. It has so much gags and is quite a unique show. For fans of Family Guy and American Dad, I really recommend this show. 

Books

...But I Love You

This book is literally one of my favorites and I'm not even halfway through yet! The story basically explores the attitudes many people have towards gays and lesbians.It promotes the fact that everyone is a normal human at the end of the day whether you are gay or straight. Talk about inspiring!! Also I ship Helena and Kate! OTP! 

Makeup & Cosmetics

I came across this rose gold eye shadow by L'Oreal Paris the other day called 'Pin Up Pink' and it has to be my most favorite eye shadow ever. It's so cute and pretty and helps my eyes stand out. I wear this basically everyday I go out now I'm that obsessed. Thank you L'Oreal Paris for this wonderful eye shadow which has made such a massive impact on my life. Haha. 

Music

Lately all I've been listening to is three songs that The Living Tombstone made for the popular game franchise Five Nights at Freddy's. He made three songs for each game; The first one is basically from the point of view of the animatronics who only want to be friends with Mike, the second is from the point of a Mother who's child dies at the hands of the Purple guy and the third is from the point of view of the Purple guy. Pretty intense songs. But so good!

READING MY IMMORTAL // SPEECH JAMMER CHALLENGE

I read My Immortal using a Speech Jammer with the help of Siun as always lol. LEAVE A LIKE AND A SUBSCRIBE!

HOW TO IDENTIFY FAKE FRIENDS

Hey guys! So you can probably tell from the title that I'm going to talk about my past friendship with a certain indiviual and what I learned from them. To hide the friend's identities I am going to be referring to them by a nickname.

Hellspawn 

I was friends with Hellspawn for three years and, boy, what an experience that was. I have never had a more horrible friend than her. Yes, guys. It's rant time!

Spoilt

Hellspawn was literally the most spoilt person I've ever met.  Her spoilt behaviour started when she was a child with a situation in which her mother gave Hellspawn and her sister a £1 to get whatever they wanted in the shop. Her sister used it wisely and got two things whilst Hellspawn only got one thing.  She begged her mother for more money who said no because they had the same amount. Ever since then, her mother has apparantly treated Hellspawn like dirt unlike her sister. I didn't believe the story when I heard it. But when I heard from her, I literally was face palming inside my head.

I remember going to Hellspawns house and I used to wait while she did her chores for her to come hang out. The only house work she had to do was polish the door frames with a wipe. Such an easy task. Yet she still complained. I clean my bedroom and the bathroom in my house all the time! And I don't complain at all!

I also remember having a conversation with her about religion. She always claimed that she didn't believe in God. At the time I really cared bout religion so I basically was trying to get it into her head that it was real (I respect other peoples views now). So she opened up to me and said, "I do believe in him. But I don't rely on him What's he ever done for me?" As some of you know, my Mother is actually deceased. I had to resist the urge to say to her, "He lets you have both your parents still." But I knew if I did she would resolve to bitching about me behind my back.

So emo

Hellspawn used to listen to a lot of bands like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Sleeping with Sirens...you get it. She listened to emo/punk bands and I had nothing against that. I just didn't like how the music affected her. She started to act depressed all the time an whined more often. One day we were out walking and I said to her, "Dude, you've only started acting like this ever since you've started listening to that music." She reacted pathetically. She took a hissy fit and declared that I wasn't the only person to say that. Well surely if there were others it must mean it's true!

She also had a problem with other peoples music tastes. She always insulted Lady Gaga in front of me. I told her it hurt and she basically said to me, "Everyone insults my music taste. Why can't I insult other peoples tastes?" Talk about bitchy logic.

Compulsive Liar

Hellspawn and another girl, who we shall call Dosey for the time being, were always causing fights. Sometimes against each other. Sometimes against me. I will share with you all a situation that really happened. I will tell the story how I remember it. I will not lie or exaggerate anything.

So basically there was a girl we used to hang out with called Alex who was friends with me and Hellspawn. At one point we started to really dislike Alex and I can't even remember why. Anyway, I was on a walk with Hellspawn and we were talking about CSI and crime scene things. She then said to me, "Do you know Alex said your Dad pushed your Mom down the stairs."

A few days later, Dosey said to me, "Alex said your Dad choked your Mom with her own tongue."

Of course I was absolutely infuriated. I know how my Mom died and it was none of the above. Also my Dad loved my Mom so much. Obviously I told my Dad and a whole confrontation was held. Alex claimed that she hadn't said anything. My Dad then visited Hellspawn's family to which she claimed she hadn't said anything like that at all.

The next time I saw Hellspawn was in school. She said that I misunderstood what she said. She said, "Remember we were talking about CSI? And we were saying what if your Mom was actually murdered." Later Alex confronted Hellspawn and was asking her why she said such things about her. Hellspawn bit her lip and kept her eyes on the ground and said, "you did. You said it." So strange that she remembered only then!

It was obvious she was lying. I lost a friend because of her lie.

Jealous

Hellspawn was always jealous because of stupid things. She hated when people got drunk because she apparently couldn't. She was jealous because she had a good life with no family problems of situations. And I am not exaggerating that. I am being honest.

As some of you know Siun is one of my best friends and Hellspawn was always jealous of her. I remember she gave me her phone to keep as she got a new one. And stupidly she forgot to delete her messages. I know that looking through other peoples messages is an intrusion of privacy. But I couldn't resist. She was saying so many negative things about me to others. One of the messages to her boyfriend was about how I spend too much time with Siun. But Hellspawn was a terrible friend who whined a lot and made me feel anxious. Siun was the complete opposite.

Inconsiderate

One time me, Hellspawn, Siun and another friend Colleen were on lunch duty and we had to make sure students were going in the right doors. A former friend tried to pick a fight with us because we couldn't let her in. I defended her and said she was just an angry person. Hellspawn then asked why the former friend goes to Youthlife (a bereavement agency for young people) and I explained her family situation - one of the things being her Grandparent died who she was really close to. Hellspawn then said, "I don't get why people go to Youthlife for the death of their grandparents. Everyones grandparent dies!" Little did she know Siun's granny wasn't in good health. So I confidently said to Hellspawn, "Listen, you have no idea who you are saying that to."


There are tonnes of more stories to tell but I have wrote enough. So from this friendship I learned that if a friend is constantly whining about stupid things, tell her that its nothing to be so whiny about. And if she isn't happy with that forget about her! If a friend is constantly stirring up stories to start a fight because of her anger, ditch her immediately. She is trouble!

Until next time guys! Bye!

MY TOP 10 FAVOURITE SFM'S

Hey there friendship! I'm a big fan of Team Fortress 2 as some of you already know (all two of you fans, haha). So today I'm going to share with you my Top 10 Favourite Source Filmmaker videos as, to be honest, I enjoy watching them than playing the actual game. Such a true fan! Anyway hope you guys enjoy!

10. Heavy is Pretty Princess - Flubbman97

This was definitely one of the funny ones! I mean, come on. Heavy asking Spy to stroke his head in order to get a wish! It is pretty hilarious. Especially Heavy's reaction as the Spy awkwardly brushes his head. It was kind of disappointing though that it didn't win a Saxxy back in 2012. But snaps and claps overall.

9. All Star - ItalianNinja98

Who knew the vocals of Steve Harwell would match the Scout's perfectly. This video brought me back to my childhood with All Star by Smashmouth. If you don't know the song and you're were born in nineties then you had no childhood. Overall though, this video is so cool and the outfits are amazing.

8. Scream Bloody Fortress -  Can't Sleep

No wonder the creator "Can't Sleep"! He must've been doing all nighters to create this. I obviously had to include a video starring everyones favourite wizard Harry Potter Merasmus. He is so powerful yet in many SFM's he seems to get it tight. This is hilarious and is definitely worth a watch!

7. Pyro in Love -  Brent Kennedy

There is definitely something about seeing Pyro finding himself a gal. And what a better way than to make a romantic comedy about it. The maker also used Heatwave by The Supremes for the collage of the loving Pyros. What is it about using Motown/Pop songs for Pyro that makes the character more interesting? Overall, this is a hilarious video and the Pyro love is just to die for...if you watch you'll get what I mean. ALSO, this was nominated for the 2012 Saxxy's. I din't win but it was amazing!

6. Heavy, Scout and Spy: High School Shenanigans - Mark Watson

Mark Watson is quite a unique film maker as he makes his Source Filmmaker videos in the style of GMod videos and they can still maintain the comedy element of randomness. This video basically portrays a normal school day. Trust me, watch this and I bet you'll nod your head and be like "Yup, that's me."

5. Meet the Casserole - Harmon Productions

Here we have a parody of the Meet the Team videos created by Harmon Productions. It also stars the ever so lovely DustyOldRoses voicing Femscout, Femspy and Femgineer. Why is Dusty so perfect? Also I really hate casserole so I kind of feel Scout and Spy's pain...even though the casserole in this video sounds like it was made a completely different way than my how my Dad makes it. Kudos anyway to Harmon Productions and DustyOldRoses. Thank you for this brilliant video.

4. Once Upon a Time in 2fort - Konstantine Rymaruk 

This one isn't so comical. The ending is quite emotional. It also features quite a beautiful soundtrack with a song by The National. The video is split into two parts and is brilliantly edited. Plus there are more deaths than there were in the famous Red Wedding. Slight exaggeration but, yes, death is everywhere in this one.

3. Lil' Guardian Pyro - Harry101UK 

Imagine this; You're going to see Pixar's latest film (let's pretend it Team Fortress the movie) and before the movie begins we get to watch the mini movie they always play beforehand and it's called Lil Guardian Pyro. Seriously, this SFM is like one of those mini movies that play before Pixar movies in the cinema. It's so charming and adorable. It was the charm and comedy that crowned this Best Overall movie in the Saxxys of 2013.

2. Expiration Date - teamfortress

Here is one made by Valve itself. Expiration Date definitely will go down in history. It has more quotable lines than Mean Girls and the characters are so fun to watch. We also were properly introduced to Miss Pauling which was quite interesting. Because of this animation we are forever meeting Soldiers carrying around bread and Scouts with buckets of chicken at conventions! Thank you Valve!

1. Til' Death Do Us Part - Lozeng3r

Here it is! My number one pick! Till Death Do Us Part is a two part horror animation with more drama than The Walking Dead. In this movie, we follow the mercenaries as they fight off deadly killers in a zombie apocalypse. It's not based on the well known TF2 fanfic Respawn of the Dead but it definitely does slay! It was also nominated for the Saxxy awards in 2012 for Best Drama. It didn't win but it will always be a winner for me!

So that is it for today, guys! Hope all you TF2 fans out there enjoy my selection. Do you have any favourite SFM animations? Comment below! Until next time, brochachos! Bye

What's in my bag?

Hey Guys! So for my entry today I'm going to share with you all what is in my bag. So here's an opportunity to be nosey. You're invited! Also, your friends are invited! So bring your buddies here to see the contents of my bag.

I always have my purse in my bag. I will always need it as it holds all my cards and cash. People who don't take their purses or wallets with them on a daily bases confuse me. I got this purse at Q-Con and I love it so much. It's so quirky.

In my bag, I also bring powder and a powder brush in case I'm in need of covering up that deep blush! *Cringes at cringy-ness*. You never know when you're gonna need to touch up on your makeup. And since I am the eyeliner Queen Supreme, I need to carry around eyeliner in case I'm in need of a touch up around my eyes too. As for lipgloss and lipstick, I carry three different shades everyday in order to determine which shade i'm in the mood to wear for the day. I'm also a huge fan of the NO.7 Shine & Tint lipgloss range. Seriously guys, try them out!

I always carry around a notepad as someday I want to be a writer. I write down ideas that randomly pop into my head so I don't forget them and I sometimes use it to take notes in class. It's so handy and looks cute. I also carry around a book to read in case I want to entertain myself. Right now I'm reading ...But I love You by Sinead Gillespie and it's so good!

So there you all have it! The contents of my bag. There's nothing special in there but it was fun to write about!

Until next time guys!

April Favourites!

Movies & TV Shows

Game of Thrones Season 5

The suspense that is building up in Season 5 is killing me! I can't really remember who it was but one of the actors has revealed that there isn't something coming up towards the end of the series which is worse than the Red Wedding! Oh God! I'm so afraid yet excited to see what happens!

Blood and Ice Cream trilogy

I have been such a huge fan of these movies since I first watched Shaun of the Dead! Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so amazing when they work together. All the movies of the Blood and Ice Cream trilogy have such amazing and funny story lines. If I had to choose a favourite, it would definitely be The World's End. The ending was just so epic! Plus Simon Pegg was such a treasure to watch!

Makeup & Cosmetics

Hoola Bronzer

I found this life saver in Debenhams. This bronzer is the best I've ever used and I'm not even joking! I was told that it matches all skin tones which is 100% true! I love it and it was totally worth spending £23.50 on! I strongly recommend this product guys.

Music

Ken Ashcorp

I talked about Ken Ashcorp in another one of my blog entries. Seriously he is such a good song writer and has a voice that could slay! Just listen to the song I linked above!

Clothes

Primark - The Little Mermaid clothes

Primark seem to be getting in a lot of Disney clothes and there are many Little Mermaid tops which I absolutely adore! Even though I've bought nearly all of the tops, in the words of Ariel; "I want more."

Food

HiFi Light Rocky Road bars

Last week I started Slimming World and I noticed they had these bars and I decided to try them out. Honestly, they are amazing. They taste way better than Cadburys chocolate and literally don't have that many calories! Thank God these bars exist!

Liebster Award Tag!

Hey guys and gals! 


I was nominated by Aoife Curran (Sakura Beauty) to do the Liebster Award Tag. Aoife's blog is such a fun place to explore as she blogs about beuaty, fashion and lifestyle! It's such a lovely laid out blog! Seriously I recommend checking her out guys!
Thanks for tagging me Aoife!
For those of you who don't know what this tag is, it's basically a great way to help smaller bloggers interact with eachother and promote underrated blogs. Talk about helpful, right?

Rules of the tag...

1)Thank and link the person who nominated you.
2)Answer the nominators 11 questions.
3)Nominate 5-11 small blogs who have less than 200 followers.
4)Create 11 new questions for your nominees to answer. Remember to notify them via social media or on their blog.

My answers 
1)What is your favourite drug store makeup brand?
I am so in love with Collection 2000! Their products are of such great quality and so affordable! £3.99 for a powder that leaves amazing results? GIMME!
2)What is your favourite high end makeup brand?
I don't really have a favourite as I rarely buy expensive makeup. But a few days ago I bought the Hoola bronzer by Benefit so I guess I favour them.
3)What is your best childhood memory?
My favourite childhood memory is actually quite hilarious actually. We were at Disney and I was afraid to go into the Queen of Hearts maze because I thought she would be angry at me and stuff. So my Dad sat outside with me waiting for my Mom and brother who were in the maze. My Dad was trying to encourage me and was saying things like "We'll go in and beat up the Queen! I'll hold her and you do the kicking!" My Dad amazes me sometimes.
4)What are your favourite high street stores?
Definately H&M! Their clothes are so unique and I'm really fond of the clothes made by Divided. They are so colourful, quirky and unique. 
5)What are three skincare products you couldn't live without?

• No7 Normal/Oily  Purifying Exfoliator. It leaves my skin feeling so good.
• Botanics 100% Organic Rosewater toning spritz! I spray my face with this every morning and night and it feels so refreshing.
• Boots Essentials moisturizing cream. It's so affordable and leaves my skin feeling so soft!

6)What is your feel good song?
To be honest I have a new feel good song every other week. Right now, though, it's by a YouTube singer called Ken Ashcorp and the song is called Touch Fluffy Tail (only gamers will get understand.) It's such a funky song and Ken's voice gives me goosebumps!
7)Where is your dream holiday destination?
I want to say the Red Light District but I guess I should be more serious, haha. Just send me a place with an amazing water park and i'll be a happy camper. But no sharks though! Seriously...no sharks.
8)What has been your biggest achievement in life so far?
I had a short story published a few years ago which was kind of a stepping stone into my career as an author. The story wasn't the best but people liked it. And you know what they say; you are your worst critic.
9)Who would play you in a film about your life?
I would definately choose the beautiful Helena Bonham Carter and the movie would be about my fabulous future! In case Helena can't do it, it'll be a movie about my life as a blogger and a YouTuber and Natalie Dormer would play me.
10)What is your favourite fragrance?
I have this perfume called Striking and it is the most prettiest smelling perfume I've ever used. I really recommend it guys!
11)What is one quote you live by?

Dare to be different.

WOO! That was a fun tag! I feel like I rammbled a bit but ah well! I tag the following to do the tag:
SPENCERBEAUTY SHONAGHSCRIBBLES QUIRKY FASHIONAHOLIC QUIRKY FASHION ILuvVintageScrap
And my questions for you guys are:
1.) What motivated you to start blogging?
2.) Who is your biggest inspiration?
3.) If you could go on a shopping spree of anything you like (makeup, clothes, books, music) and you could be accompanied by a celebrity, who would you choose?
4.) Do you prefer drugstore or high end makeup products ?
5.) Which Disney song is the theme song of your life.
6.) What is your guilty pleasure?
7.) Do you have any useful girly life hacks to give to the wonderful readers?
8.) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
9.) Do you own any designer clothes?
10.) Vampires or Zombies?
11.) If you made your own movie with your favourite actors in it, what would it be about?
After my nominees have answered my questions, email me at therealschmelala@gmail.com
Until next time guys!

Beauty Haul! // H&M, BOOTS & MANY OTHER WONDERFUL PLACES

Hey there guys! The other day I went on a huge shopping spree and over spent a bit and I want to share with you the products that I bought. I really recommend all of them!

Benefit Hoola Bronzing Powder (£23.50)

I found this life saver in Debenhams. This bronzer is the best I've ever used and I'm not even joking! I was told that it matches all skin tones which is 100% true! I love it and it was totally worth spending £23.50 on! I strongly recommend this product guys!

Bourjois Paris Volume Clubbing Ultra Black Mascara (£7.99)

I remember getting this mascara for Christmas years ago and was so happy when I found it in Boots the other day! It makes my lashes dark, thick and long just how I want them to look everyday! And it only costs £7.99! So worth it!

Collection Lasting Perfection Concealer (£3.99)

I have been searching far and wide across the country for the perfect concealer! Since I'm so pale I could never find the right shade as they were all too peachy or dark. But a friend recommended this beauty of a product to me and I promise this, it's the best concealer I have ever used. It stays on all day and leaves your skin looking bright and healthy. I couldn't see any red areas in my face! It costs £3.99 which is also very affordable!

Rimmel London Colour Rush Balm (£5.99)

I love this balm so much! It leaves my lips feeling really soft and also gives them intense colour! Even after eating lunch and having tea my lips were still vibrant looking! I got this balm at Boots. Seriously, girls! Go get one now!

Natural Collection Moisture Shine Lipstick (£1.99)

Wow talk about another amazing and affordable product! The Natural Collection sells their lipsticks for just £1.99! Talk about bargain! They have many colours ranging from nude to cherry. The lipstick above is called 'Pink Orchid' and is such a pretty colour. It not only leaves my lips looking shiny but I can also see it leave them shimmering also! I found this lippy in Boots!

Rimmel Stay Matte Pressed Powder (£3.99) & Real Techniques Powder Brush (£12.99)

I literally am in love with these two products. Before I found this Real Techniques product I was using a really cheap powder brush which barely applied powder preventing my foundation from setting. But this brush is really worth it! It applied powder evenly around my skin and my foundation lasts longer. I got the brush in Boots as well as the powder. Stay Matte powder is so amazing! As well as concealer I had problems finding powder that matched my skin tone. So I was pretty pleased to find this! It stays on all day and matches perfectly!

Divided Wool Hat (£14.99)

I was always tempted to buy one of these and I'm so glad I did, It makes me feel like one of the witches from American Horror Story: Coven. It seriously makes you look 100 times more classier than you already are. I got in in H&M which is my most favourite shop ever! They have a wide range of these hats so you can try on as many as you like until you find the perfect one! 

When I tried this one on I knew it was the perfect hat for me and to be honest, I think everybody can pull it off! Snaps and claps for H&M and Divided for never failing to make me feel stylish!

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"I have an irrational fondness for you..."

Hey guys! It's me again! So today I want to talk about people and things I have an irrational fondness for meaning things that I'm fond of which don't really seem to be something to be fond of! I am a strange being sometimes but hopefully some of you out there have something you are irrationally fond of too!

Llamas

I have no idea where my fondness for llama's came from. I have a feeling it may have something to do with The Emperor's New Groove but I could be wrong. I find them really funny looking...like a horse mixed with a giraffe mixed with a sheep. Plus I love the llama song. Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat momma llama!

Panda eyes and messy hair

I don't know why but I find messy morning hair and panda eyes kind of attractive. Alot of people find it weird that I like it. But I don't know...Each to their own? I also used to be called panda for this.

Nigel Farage

We all know that Nigel Farage is a notorious racist who doesn't believe in free healthcare, wants to bring indoor smoking back, wants to legalise hunting and represents the rich. So why am I fond of him? To be honest; it's because of his face. He has the funniest face I've ever seen and he can pull some amusing expressions.

Endermen 

I literally searched the town for this cutie the other day! I remember when I used to play Minecraft years ago I was terrified of Endermen cause they made zombie sounds and I thought they would kill you if you got in close contact with them. But then I learned that you just have to avoid eye contact with them! Then they were made to make gurgling and chirps instead of zombie sounds. Now I love the adorable creatures!!

Onision

Onision seems to be the Katie Hopkins of YouTube. He says many hurtful things and contradicted himself many times in the past. But to be honest; it brings me amusement! I literally laughed a lot over his argument with Shane Dawson. Is that sadistic to say? I'm just being honest. I also pity him as he has depression which I feel is one of the reasons he can't hold his own.

So that is five things I have an irrational fondness for! What about you guys? 

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